You are patient 0 in a potential global epidemic. And you're really mean. Your goal, as Sid the Sadist, is to infect as many people as possible with your disease before it takes you.
You control a blob of water called Wet Willie. All Willie wants in life is a hug. Unfortunately for Willie, he's a force of pure destruction, crushing all in his path.
You are the God of Bounce. You are tasked with keeping the ball of life bouncing. Dropping the ball means dropping life itself.
The Lord of Unbounciness has sent his minions to stop you.