Rising of The Offspring Hero

And so you were born. Once upon a time there was a big tragedy in village. After many years a prophecy appeared. A prophecy stated: "One day an Ultimate pick up lines master will be born and will save this small village from mocking evil." As the prophecy told you have to get into your roots to mate with girls to be reborn a better you with an extra skill. Repeat multiple times until you get enough skills to defeat the FAT evil. Root for yourself. We believe this game is unforgiving, and should be rated R in the way we see it. Laughing starts now.