Organ Repair Man

HERE'S THE SITUATION: You are an organ repairman. That is, you repair musical organs. One day, while on call at The Orchestra, an Organ Assassinator made an attempt on the life of the conductor, who is also the Prime Minister, vying for his countries place in Eurovision. In an explosion of shrapnel and ivory keys the conductor (and also Prime Minister) lays motionless pinned under the organ. The choir is absolutely DISTRAUGHT at the thought of losing their leader (and also the Prime Minister). Seeking immediate attention, they look for a hero. They look for someone who can repair organs. They look for...a doctor. But they don't have a doctor. They have you: THE ORGAN REPAIRMAN. Because no one wants to lose Eurovision. (Or the Prime Minister)