You're a wizard, a sad lonely man, in a tower, in a forest, by the sea. Seeking solace from solitude, you cast a net into the ocean, hoping to score a smoking hot merlady. You ended up with sharks instead ): But you're a flipping WIZARD! Use your magic and turn those sandpapery skanks into some slippery sirens (;
Unfortunately, your spell goes wrong when you add fishnets to the cauldron instead of pantyhose. The result is an army of strumpet sharks, each one angrier than the last! They synced up on the same cycle, and in a PMS induced rage they've begun destroying your tower!
Fortify the fortress with your magical rubber ducky hammer to defend your manhood as long as you can...It's SHARK WEEK!!!