Astronauts Wanted

You are Human Resources Officer Ins' Tage-Tor. Your crew has abandoned you. You must use your stellar interpersonal skills to recruit a new crew to help you return to H' Om. Each of the entities you encounter requires something to make them feel at home on your ship. Can you deduce their needs and convince them to aide you before your life support runs out?
Jam year: 
Happy Anniversary
Web standard (HTML5, Java, JavaScript, Flash)
Tools and Technologies: 
Unity (any product)
Technology Notes: 
Ink Scripting Language:

Shanti Pothapragada: Designer, Programmer

Eli Berg-Maas: Designer, Programmer, Technical Editor

Brynn Berryhill: Designer, Writer, Voice Over

Lily Cornwell: Voice Over

Beth Korth: Designer, Writer, Technical Editor

Gabe Korth: Artist, Human Resources