Ebolishon

Brudda! You are the last remaining Pure Ebolan Knuckles! The land of Uganda has become tainted by non-believers and those who do not know da wae. Spread your purifying ebola to the other knuckles, who have forgotten da wae. Help them remember it and find the queen! Brudda, you are the only hope for the motherland that is known as the mighty Uganda! Do not freeze! Because we brudda, we never freeze! Clicking noises