Dinner Faux Pas

A Dinner Tragedy of Shakespearean Proportions! Can you navigate the arcane rituals of ye olde fine dining and make it until dessert with all of your guests alive? As your guests put forward conversation topics, respond via a fitting emoticon! And of course, enjoy the fine meal, clicking on etiquettely appropriate utensils - using your fingers would be très gauche! You do not know the characters, but the game is designed around them. For example, you may be eating dinner with Hamlet, Claudius, Gertrude, and Ophelia. Your actions may exacerbate or ameliorate their animosities and suicidal ideation. You actions are toasting, speaking (with emoticons), getting food and drink, using utensils, eating and drinking. The NPC's interact with each other and you. Their actions are the same as yours; however, they have individual biases. For example, Hamlet will direct angry statements to Claudius if he's not completely happy. Successful angry barbs make him angrier.
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Web standard (HTML5, Java, JavaScript, Flash)
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Straight forward javascript and html
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